Talk Dirty To Me

Even though I had to slice the last 20 minutes or so from the Rocket From The Crypt show to get the last train home, I had a thoroughly good time. Oh the joys of working Saturdays!

Before this month is out I think I’ll be sick of the sight of Piccadilly station and its surrounding gridlocked roads, that’s why I try and take the train. I need to keep my blood pressure down and Mancunian roads don’t help. Before the palaver of Christmas Day hits I think I’m in the city another four times and my next encounter could be tomorrow.

As much as I like the glam rock, hair metal, sleaze (call it what you will) genre, it’s probably the one that I’ve seen least bands from. The height of the back combed hair and leopard spandex was a bit too early for me to appreciate. Whether the audience wasn’t there I don’t know, but so few bands I listened to toured around the mid to late 90’s. I’ve probably seen more in the last decade at retro style festivals.

Tomorrow night I’m possibly off to see a pair of tribute bands of bands I’ve never seen live for one reason or another. Guns Or Roses and Poison take to the Ruby Lounge stage and a few hours of glam rock escapism is on the cards.

I never had to see what could be termed as a classic version of Axl Roses’ band. By the time I was going to gigs they’d already taken the world by storm. The club shows over here were well behind them and their Monsters of Rock appearance had seemingly propelled them to arenas, stadiums and outdoor solo and festival headlining events. There are very few UK shows between 1988 and 2006, and that’s when Axl’s band of hired hands and his own tardiness put me off shelling out money to see them.

Having said that though, reports from last years British shows were encouraging and with their participation at Download next year confirmed a reluctant trip could be on the cards to finally strike them off the list.

Bret Michaels and the rest of his Hollywood rogues that made up Poison are even more elusive on British soil. There had been no full electric performance here since 1993, as far as I can see. If the source material is accurate they have only played the island ten times since 1990. Their last foray was an unplugged session in the capital and that was over 17 years ago now.

When social media ask the tired old question of who would you like to see play festival x, y or z (and it’s not a really heavy festival) Poison always get a copious amount of mentions, but still they’ve never played. Do they cost too much? Do they not like the British weather? Or do these question setters just ignore their audience?

For the prices some of the second wave and lesser hair metal bands can charge at some of the more salubrious venues here, one of the 80’s originals could command a high ticket price and you’d have people fighting at 9am on a Friday morning to hand over wads of electronic cash to the ticket agencies. Unless the band really aren’t the big draw I have thought they were?

I can remember buying Look What the Cat Dragged In second hand from Mike Lloyd Music in Hanley. It was in a similar time frame that I purchased that one and Eaten Back to Life, the debut by Cannibal Corpse. The death metal album was from Lotus Records just up the road. With that one I was asked who wound I want to buy that offensive rubbish? It was a shop ran by a devout Christian at the time, so that was a pretty usual statement. They didn’t mind taking your money though.

When I took the Poison CD to the counter the shop assistant looked at the sleeve and as he was putting the disc in the tray he leant over and asked me if I was sure I wanted it. When I queried him his reply was “you know they’re guys and not girls with all that make up on?” I’ve still got the disc so it obviously didn’t cause me too much distress. I wonder what he’d make of some of the cross dressing acts of recent years?

Hopefully if I make it to the Ruby Lounge in 20 hours time, Talk Dirty to Me from the debut album will no doubt be in the set, and both bands will have a lot of songs that I forgot I liked. It’s been way too long since I listened to a Poison album in full, so that will be tomorrow mornings van sound track choice.

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